Expressing Apology in 160 Characters, or Less

The blessed Eid coming soon, go ahead pay your due cellphone bill and get ready to express your apology in 160 characters, or less. I mean by SMS of course.
Some people might just gonna forward the prior message they got from their pals, creativity doesn’t count in this manner.

However, if you plan to do it in a more sophisticated way (duh!), try some of my tips herewithin in arranging words to express that you’re really sorry:

1. Pick your topic, you can either be funny, romantic, narcistic, crazy, or just plain simply honest. (or all of them)
2. Get your ultimate ending paraphrase, such as “happy and blessed eid” or “may GOD accept our deeds”. This to make sure that you won’t exceeded the limited 160 chars quota. You can tap your name also to the recipients that might not recognize you with your new numbers.
3. Remember, the key is simplicity, you don’t need to tell everything, just tell them one thing, and that is you’re sorry.
4. Continue to the earlier phrases then, fill it according to the topic you selected, either you were being funny or else, example to this might be “after 30 days of fasting, comes the time to reveal ourselves”, etc (you do better I believe)
5. Make all phrases in flow and continuous, don’t mixed emotions, otherwise the recipient will get confused.
6. P.S. Don’t send close friends similar content, make some more of the messages.
7. Have a nice try

And along with this post, I would also ask you for some forgiveness, the ones that remain hurting deep within your soul, I ask you some forgiveness… that’s all I have to say today.